(Based on a repeatedly circulated advertisement in the IISc community)
Is your body filled with unwanted products of food metabolism? Are you waking up with a bloated stomach? Are your neighbours complaining about the nuisance you are creating? Your days of embarrassment are over! You are invited to the Fart of Living Relief Program.
Empower yourself with our patented® Sanchalan Kriya, a powerful farting technique to enhance your ability to throw away unwanted metabolic by-products. The Sanchalan Kriya has been taught in 150 countries around the world and has benefited millions of Dolphins. And now it is a proven fact [1-2] that practicing farting techniques (may not imply Sanchalan Kriya, though!) improves your gut function. Even Har Bar Medical School recommends 15 minutes of farting daily. It is necessary.
“I do it first when I wake up” – Jennifart Aniston
“It helps me keep a balance between pooping and farting” – Madu Rai
“…it’s been far-tastic!” – Oprah Window
“I have so much to accomplish today that I fart for two hours instead of one” – Mahafart Gandha
De-stress with us and discover the joy of farting, deep within you. All are invited, and it is NOT free!
References
1. Funny, D. Journal of Farting Technology, April 1, 2012, Voluminous.
2. Hilarious, R., International Conference on Fartology, April 1, 2014, Fartland.
Arpita Mondal (CIVIL)
Is your body filled with unwanted products of food metabolism? Are you waking up with a bloated stomach? Are your neighbours complaining about the nuisance you are creating? Your days of embarrassment are over! You are invited to the Fart of Living Relief Program.
- Come, unlock and release the gas that is already within you
- Overcome inhibitions and negative comments from people who fart only in private
- Improve your relationships by not farting at critical times (for example, while you are discussing your research problem with your adviser)
- Bring back a smile to your gut!
Empower yourself with our patented® Sanchalan Kriya, a powerful farting technique to enhance your ability to throw away unwanted metabolic by-products. The Sanchalan Kriya has been taught in 150 countries around the world and has benefited millions of Dolphins. And now it is a proven fact [1-2] that practicing farting techniques (may not imply Sanchalan Kriya, though!) improves your gut function. Even Har Bar Medical School recommends 15 minutes of farting daily. It is necessary.
“I do it first when I wake up” – Jennifart Aniston
“It helps me keep a balance between pooping and farting” – Madu Rai
“…it’s been far-tastic!” – Oprah Window
“I have so much to accomplish today that I fart for two hours instead of one” – Mahafart Gandha
De-stress with us and discover the joy of farting, deep within you. All are invited, and it is NOT free!
References
1. Funny, D. Journal of Farting Technology, April 1, 2012, Voluminous.
2. Hilarious, R., International Conference on Fartology, April 1, 2014, Fartland.
Arpita Mondal (CIVIL)
No comments:
Post a Comment